Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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