About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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