based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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