We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You made out with two different species that night
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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