Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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