She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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