You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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