Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm like, not good at living.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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