its not stalking. its research.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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