how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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