No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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