so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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