Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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