It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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