You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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