i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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