there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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