so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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