Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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