Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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