Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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