im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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