yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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