last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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