As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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