if i can run in heels then i can drive
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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