Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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