I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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