The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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