love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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