Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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