The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
if only i could text you this smell
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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