That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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