Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she peed on how many people?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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