ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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