I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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