He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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