I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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