ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have tasted many bathrooms
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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