Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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