I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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You took a bar mat shot.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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