I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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