Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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