I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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