you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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