Do you still have your period?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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