That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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