Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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