He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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