cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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