I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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