I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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