So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am naked and annoyed.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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