No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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